Just had to post this as a follow-up to yesterday’s story about recliner sales.
MSNBC.com reports that a man driving a motorized Laz-E-Boy was charged with a DWI after crashing into a parked car. He drank “eight or nine” beers and then headed home in his souped-up recliner, which police said was “powered by a converted lawnmower and had a stereo and cup holders.”
We slouch closer and closer to the dystopias described in Idiocracy and Wall-E. All this guy needs is a toilet and maybe a retractable roof feature, and he’ll never have to use those weird fleshy appendages attaches to his pelvis again.
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Verrry impressive. Wow, humans are devolving. How inspirational. Sheesh.
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